Me neither. Until I found out the truth.

What kind of parents would name their kid "Fisty" while keeping their surname, "McRapesalot"? That's just begging for the child to be ridiculed and to be the butt of jokes growing up. He couln't find any clean-living jobs due to his name, so he turned to a life of crime. In jail, every con passes him in fear because of his moniker, especially since it's from birth, so he must be so, everyone figures. In truth, Fisty isn't that mean -- he got in too deep with some dirty criminals who fingered him as the culprit and now he's paying the ultimate price: freedom lost, lying on some hard cot, locked up in a hellhole.

Now he knows crime isn't the way, so he's beginning to turn around his life in jail. When he leaves, he isn't ready to go through another downward spiral again. He's going to defy people's misconceived perceptions of him by being the good person he really is. He wants to run a restaurant or bar, where he'll keep a tight ship, he promises. I have no doubt he'll finally make the big splash he's been waiting for all his life.

And contrary to his name, he's not Scottish.

Fisty McRapesalot's Homepage